Being a Southerner and part of a family that prefers to say "pistol" instead of "gun," I have found the PERFECT Christmas gift for my Papaw.("Papaw" is "grandfather" for those of you who don't eat collard greens and wouldn't know to put vinegar on them if you did.)
Unfortunately, my Papaw died in 2003, so once again, I find the perfect gift after the fact. WAY after the fact, in this case. But he seriously would have loved his own "Back Up."
Maybe I should put this on my Wish List.
I'm thinking "The Back Up" would also be ideal for the storage of and easy access to large-scale dildos. Hmmm...
5 comments:
awwww. I'm terrible at gifts!
LoL @ the Dildo's comment.
The back up is low enough for babies and family pets to reach! Fun for the whole family!!
Looks like you'd scrape the back of your legs on the thing getting in and out of bed. I probably would, anyway.
I like the idea of easy access to large scale dildos, though.
I love how they say "The Backup is not intended for use by children" at the end. And you know some Rednecked Republican came up with this thing... I bet Elizabeth Hasselbeck bought two...
At 1st I thought it was one of those parody commercials, but it isn't!
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