"What Have You Learned, Dorothy?"

I learned so much from comic books. For instance, these panels tell me...

1) Cap introduced Bucky to a game he called "Grab the Stick."

2) Bucky is now an adult and his left arm is completely bionic.

3) Never play "Grab the Stick" with Bruce Banner.

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1) The Dark Knight LOVES getting hosed down.

2) The Boy Wonder is REALLY GOOD at hosing people down.

3) If you want the sounds of "SHHOOOSH" filling your cave,
always choose a ward named Dick.

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1) Superman can already see through Jimmy's clothes and if he wanted Jimmy naked,
he could strip him at super speed, but instead, Clark sets up some intricate plan
that ends with Jimmy stripping in front of Lois.
Superman is a total perv.

2) Jimmy loves proving that the carpet matches the drapes.
Especially in public.

3) Lois gasps and stutters, but she hasn't taken her eyes off of
Jimmy's strip show for a second. 'Atta girl!