I figured, since Cher (the REAL Cher!) was not attending the festivities, SOMEONE needed to represent with multiple wardrobe changes.
So, I changed shirts. Three times. That may not seem very "Cher" to you, but considering I'm a redneck, I'm not friends with Bob Mackie, and I was all out of netting, monkey fur and ball fringe, I think three shirts should count.
And out of those three shirts, two were silk-screen with the words, "I'M A HOMOSEXUAL YOU KNOW." I think this one is my favorite.
It's a mix of "Spidey Sense" and "Gaydar." Trust me, to be 39 & gay, you need both.
It also draws attention to this simple fact...
Any man who designs and constructs, not only web-shooters, but also a FABULOUS red and blue, hooded body suit with a web-inspired pinstripe and oversized, high-arched and severely angled, white eye holes is... well...
Let's just say that Peter Parker can quote every single line from the movie, Beaches. Even the Lainie Kazan lines.
Who am I kidding? ESPECIALLY the Lainie Kazan lines!!!
Who am I kidding? ESPECIALLY the Lainie Kazan lines!!!
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Yes, but did you encounter anyone wearing the partner t-shirt "Like we all didn't know."??
you're terrible Muriel.
There is nothing wrong with a few costume changes! I did several during the Judy Garland Festival this weekend.
It's too bad Marvel and DC can't do a cross-over with Spidey and B&R. It would be THE gayest comic book ever.
You're out of fringe and monkey fur? That's it. Your membership must be revoked immediately. ;-P
I don't believe for one minute that you were out of fringe and monkey fur...I'm with Amy, turn in your card right now!
LOVE the Spidey exercises...amazing.
So, Mary Jane is just the beard then, eh? :)
HUGS...
Hadn't seen the handball pic. But my first thought was you on a weekend. Any weekend.
Michael, Michael, Michael... I should be so lucky... :)
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