"Instant Gratification Takes Too Long"

Once again, I find myself in the middle of a day where I feel like a plate spinner on the Carson show. Or Sisyphus pushing his rock.

It's the feeling you have when you're giving head to a guy who has NEVER been able to climax when someone is blowing him. This is, of course, something he tells you AFTER 45 minutes of breathing through your nose, unhinging your jaw and talking with your mouth full to assure him that it's the biggest you've ever had.

Still, I wanted to share a few new quotes I found while reading through Carrie Fisher's blog...

"Someone just told me to fuck off.
My difficulty is that I don't know where off is;
if I did I would fuck there."

"Things were getting worse
faster than we could lower our standards. "

"If you cut a celebrity's prick, does it not bleed?
If a celebrity SEEMS like a prick,
how can he be otherwise?"

I love this woman and I am in love with her writing. I was a little worried about that "endless blowjob" segue into her quotes, but it's almost a logical introduction for when discussing fucking off and celebrity pricks, isn't it?