"I'm Your Private Dancer! Dancer for Money!"

As with most of the online quizzes I take, the internet just predicted which reindeer Which of Santa's Reindeer I Am with startling precision...

You Are Dancer

Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

I found this little quiz at Polt's Palace. Polt is a Dancer as well.

Suddenly, I see Polt and I in an old dance hall. You know, the kind that pop up in musical theatre songs every now and then.

I see Polt singing "Ten Cents a Dance." Very classy. Full on Doris Day.

I'm much too trashy for that. I think I'm one those "Hey Big Spender" girls. Probably the one who sings the entire number with a cigarette hanging from her mouth and who starts out the song by saying, "Hey, Cowboy. Wanna dance. A little dance won't hurt you." 

See for yourself. My line comes in at the 1:03 mark...

Yeah, that's me alright. Especially when the girl to her right says, "I'm Rosie!," and my girl simply says, "Not for long, you ain't."