TMI Tuesday

Another dose of TMI Tuesday...

1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF... what you would enjoy most.

Believe it or not, I'd say the perfect date for me would be pizza delivered to my apartment, a couple of bottles of cheap red wine and maybe some chocolate, all consumed leisurely as we sit in front of my fireplace watching an old movie that we've both seen a hundred times so we can chat and kiss and make out and let the evening take us wherever it wants to go.

Easy going and romantic and loving - - that's the perfect date.

2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominant?

I enjoy both sides of the coin, but I have to say that I love being submissive.

And I mean really submissive. Not this fake, pushy, "topping from the bottom" bullshit.


3. What do you usually wear to bed?

Nothing but a smile. Unless it's in the winter here in Chicago, and then I wear flannel pj's, thick socks and a Down parka. Under my electric blanket. On it's highest setting. And I pray that I don't have to get up to pee.

4. Have you ever seen a counselor?

Abso-friggin'-lutely. He saved my life. Or helped me save my own life.

But he was right about one thing - - once you get mentally healthy, you don't date a lot. You can see your pattern and spot those who will hurt you a mile away.

5. Lights on or off?

This probably means "during sex," so I'll say "on, but with a red bulb or a pleasing gel."

It's fun to see what's happening - - and it's sometimes important to know exactly what piece of flesh you have in your mouth and who it belongs to - - but when you're bumpin' uglies, Blanche DuBois said it best...

"I don't want realism. I want magic!"

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: Have you or a partner ever faked an orgasm?

How exactly can a man can fake an orgasm? Heated Jergens lotion inside a squirt gun? How?!?