This is "Mr. Sex-on-Skates" himself, Levi Johnston - - otherwise known as Bristol Palin's babydaddy - - before the Republican National Convention...
...and this is him during the Republican National Convention.
As my mama would say, "He cleans up good, don't he?"
Check out this picture...
Is he scared? Is he angry? Or is he trying to figure out how one 15-minute quickie in the penalty box after that big game five months ago brought him here?
Poor guy. There's no way he could have foreseen all of this.
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Usually, when kids are that cocky and all "I'm going to fuck you up," I flash forward to their prison-shower broom-handle rape.
But I suppose he's slightly more entertaining than Sarah's speech at the convention. *YAWN* Wake me up when somebody says something true or worthwhile.
If her mom has her way, Bristol's babydaddy could be living in the VP mansion in DC. I'm certain he'd could never have imagined the chance to get that far out of his podunk town.
We all need to make sure he only gets to imagine it, and not experience it.
HUGS...
I could do without the polyester striped tie.
But is he really a Republican, or is he forced!
Banana Guide found his MySpace (or linked to someone who did) and reported it before it was taken down.
Go HERE .
(Link NSFW!!!!)
Since Bristol is 17 (read: underage) I believe Levi should be charged with statuatory rape. He has committed a crime under the law of the United States of America!!!
I guess Mama's "abstinence only" speech didn't take.
Mark :-)
He is a sexy boy. He was the only thing in the convention that I found attractive. I would let him do things to me that I would never dream of before. LOL. I highly doubt he's a republican. I wonder if he's even registered to vote?
HOWCHA MA-GOWCHA!!!
He looked better before they turned him into a politically acceptable Right-wing Stepford husband.
But it's nice to know that the GOP has its own Kevin Federline. I'm already anticipating buying a $3.99 copy of his tell-all book from a cart outside Borders in a few years.
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