"You Will Travel Far, My Little Kal-El"

To the person at The Onion who wrote the article below: Will you marry me?

Man, woman, gay, straight, I don't care. I love this so hard...

"Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

"EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world."

The caption for the above picture on The Onion's web site reads...

"Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear,
the water is clean, and there are no Republicans."

I love it. But what about the Republicans imprisoned in the Phantom Zone.

What happens if the son of Gore-Al just HAPPENS to throw an elevator car containing a hydrogen bomb into space and the blast opens the Phantom Zone?

Can you imagine Condi, Cheney and Rove dressed like this?

Dear sweet Jesus...