1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest."Truly?" Nope. Not at all. Thank the good Lord.
Say what you mean and mean what you say. Words should not be sugar-coated.
Cereal? Yes, that should be sugar-coated. As much as possible. But words? Not so much.
2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?
I've been naked on stage, in the middle of a football field, on a construction site and in various alleys and gangways throughout the city, but during rush hour just crosses the line of good taste, don't you think?
3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?
Yes, but attendance at my public sex extravaganza better be more than a paltry 20!
Public sex performed for less than 20 people... Please...
I've been to orgies held in the middle of the day in Batavia that had more than 20 people. Where is the friggin' PR, folks?!?
4. Do you ever not have good table manners?Other than constantly putting my elbows on the table, I have wonderful table manners.
Please remember, though, that I was born in an area of the country where the word "Dante" is pronounced "Dainty." So, rate my answer accordingly.
5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.
In the woods. In the rain. Tied to a tree. Naked.
And that guy from that show Beastmaster comes walking by.
What happens after that? Whatever he wants.
As long as he doesn't want to leave, that is...
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe.
I try to take as many of my sexual fantasies and turn them into real life sexual realities as is possible (See #2).However, if a cop is going to walk into one of your real life sexual realities, it's best if he's a "fantasy cop" and not the real deal.
And if he is the "real deal," you better hope that he's a nice guy and is going to let you off with a warning.
And if he does let you off with a warning, follow my lead, listen to the warning and never take your clothes off in an alley again just because a man dared you.
You don't always have to choose "Dare," you know. "Truth" is an option.
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I was really expecting some elaboration on question #2 answers. Maybe a seperate post...or seveal seperate posts?
HUGS...
LOL! You lead an interesting life, Stephen.
"You don't always have to choose "Dare," you know. "Truth" is an option."
I wish someone had told me that before I paraded through downtown Peoria dressed as a nun. (It WAS Halloween, however, which may have saved my reputation.)
(Batavia?? Really?!!)
You sound like lots of fun, Stephen...more than any of us ever dreamed of. We hope to go camping with you someday...
this is quite the topic. I expecially enjoyd #2....
That BEASTMASTER guy is now Cane Ashby on YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.
And his acting hasn't improved one iota.
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