Fratboy Friday

BOYS IN CAPS

He's a Longhorn.

Mmmmm.... longhorn...

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SAGGERS

As Philip is fond of saying...

"Could you hold my purse while I fuck your boyfriend?"

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MOONERS

This guy knows that, if you're going into one of the stalls at your gym hoping for a little

"Under the Partition Sucky-Sucky, Bumpy-Bumpy,"

ADVERTISE as you walk back to the bathroom.

Unless Senator Larry Craig is a member of your gym.
If he is, this move could be EXTREMELY dangerous.

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

The homo at the top knows EXACTLY where this night of debauchery is headed.

Or perhaps she planned it. 'Atta girl!