Fratboy Friday

BOYS IN CAPS

I would love to do a homo-retooling (pun intended)
of The Patty Duke Show starring these two.

I would definitely keep the theme song from the original show. Especially the line...

"Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control..."

Hmmm... I wonder which one is Patty?...

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SAGGERS

Yes, they've taken sagging WAY too far,

but the twink on left is hot and can almost pull it off. Almost.

But the dude on the right...

Get her.

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MOONERS

Exactly how drunk do I have to be to determine what "P O C C N R"
means when written on three asses / six ass cheeks?

Especially when you consider the "ass backwards,"
mirror image lettering of the "N" and the "R."

Oh, to Hell with it. Let's assume "P O C C N R" means "Buffet!"

Now... which side should I start on?...

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

Two bros, both named Bubba, and a couple of Bud Lights.

God, I love Myrtle Beach