Hell, that dude is probably related to me in some horrible way or another.
As the coal miner in Hazard, KY said to my father when my dad asked if the miner and his friend were kin...
"Well, up here on the mountain,
you just don't know, now do you?
you just don't know, now do you?
Yep, cousins marry and not only do their children have teeth growing out of their chins and breasts with 14 nipples, they also can't spell.
Tell you what, Goober - - we'll make English the official language of the United States when you finally learn how to speak it and spell it at an 8th grade level. How's that?
Until then, you are kind of a hot bear, so stick it in. But don't speak. At all.
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And what the heck is the hyphen for, anyway?
I especially like the dotted "i"s among the all caps. Very high road of them.
LOL - that's hilarious.
Ha!
Great post!
Reminds me of a conversation I once had with a co-worker who was expressing her distaste for illegal immigrants, saying that they're lazy and use up all of our resources... To which I replied, "Umm, weren't you on welfare for four years? Go get another Miller Lite."
OMG, you met cousing Wayne. I'm sorry, sweetie. He's a little bit touched. He must have gotten out of the pen...
Hehehe..."but don't speak." Brilliant!
And what of all the immigrants that came to this country through Ellis Island (including mine) do? Return to their country too? This "country" truly belongs to only one real group. The natives that were originally here. So take that sign and shove it....
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to find him sort of bearlicious.
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