TMI Tuesday

If Giuliani loses the Florida Primary today, he will most likely drop out of the Presidential race.

Just in case he actually wins the state, could someone call Jeb Bush and ask him to do that "ballot tampering thing" again? It worked so well 7 years ago.

In the meantime, here's a little TMI Tuesday.


1. Would you stay in a relationship with an physically unfaithful partner?

Not anymore, but I have.

Of course, this assumes that one of the rules I had with my boyfriend was "Not Sleep with Anyone Else," which for me isn't as important as "Don't Lie to Me," "Treat Me with Respect" and "Enjoy Our Time Together."


2. Would you stay in a relationship with an emotionally unfaithful partner?

Better question. Probably not.

If I love someone and they love someone else, I would rather that they be with the person they love. What good is a relationship that's based on trying to make someone love you?


3. On a scale of 1-10, how important is the recognition of birthdays to you (your's, a friend's, a partner's)?

Since I try hard to remember birthdays, but fail miserably at times, I can't exactly say that recognizing a birthday is essential to friendship.

For me, the one thing that is essential to friendship is being available and providing support, encouragement and love when it ISN'T your birthday. When things go incredibly wrong and Life is pain, not a party.

I remember the day that I told my mother I was gay. We were on the phone and her immediate response was that she wished she had aborted. My friend Scot was with me, took me out, talked to me and gave me every ounce of support that I needed.

Maybe that's why I have always held friends closer to my heart that boyfriends. We gay people - - at least gay people my age and older - - have created lives where our friends become our family. In my life, boyfriends have unfortunately come in and out of my life quickly, but my friends have, for the most part, remained constant.


4. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?

I am SO grossed out by this question.

My ex not only curls his toes down when he orgasms, he also cracks the knuckles of this toes at the same time. And when those nasty feet are inches away from your face because his legs are CONSTANTLY resting on you shoulders - - because, gentle readers, he is and was a whore - - you can't help but throw up a little in your mouth.

Gross.


5. Every one has a pet peeve, tell me one of yours.

One? How about 50.

My new pet peeve are those people on the bus or the train who sit in the seat closest to the aisle and leave the seat closest to the window empty so that they can have the whole friggin' seat to themselves.

And then, if you politely ask to sit in the window seat, they always sigh loudly and act like it's the biggest burden in the world for them to have to slightly move so that you are required to crawl over them just to sit down.

Hey Princess, you don't own the CTA! As my friend Aaron says, "You ain't nobody!," so sit next to the window before I take my cock out and slap you across the face with it.

If you're going to open your mouth to sigh, you might as well put it to good use.


Bonus (as in optional):Name someone famous who you have no sexual interest in but would have sex with just to brag about it?

Jessica Alba. Can you imagine the looks on every straight boys face in America if had me some Alba and all they could do was dream? Heaven.

Also, if I had sex with her, I could find out why that wig she wore in the second Fantastic Four movie was so unbelievably fugly.