"Spiderman's a Big Ole Bottom"

MK over at Side Effects Include What Now? sent me an email yesterday with this subject line...

"Spiderman's a Big Ole Bottom"

Needless to say, it received my immediate attention.

Sure, I was hoping for a picture of Tobey Maguire getting cornholed by James Franco, but this email didn't have that picture

If anyone has THAT picture, I want it. Badly.

No, Michael's email had a link to this picture of the cake that Kate Hudson presented to her son, Ryder, for his 4th birthday.

Not only does it look like Spidey's being bent over and rode hard by Kal-El, it goes one step further...

Y'all, it's a Superman sandwich with Spidey and Batman as the bread!

THIS is what I call a Marvel/DC Crossover Team-Up!

Of course, the Dark Knight is the total top in this ménage. I'll bet he brags about the Batcave being Exit Only. Anal-retentive prick.

Sure, Superman can take a piece of coal and crush it in his hand until it becomes a diamond, but Batman's ass can do the same thing in half the time.

I'll bet that's how the billionaire playboy keeps his family fortune alive. Plus, he's gotta pay for all those "wards" he's got coming and going in the cave. Every night it's the same spiel...

"Come here, rent boy. Put on this yellow cape, green Speedos and Peter Pan booties.
Nice. Very nice."