Fratboy Friday

After Season of Concern's event on Monday, fundraising meetings on Tuesday and a Board Meeting on Wednesday, my body informed me on Wednesday night that it was taking some time off.

What it basically said was, "Fuck you. You've been going too hard and fast and we're going to give you just enough of a cold to slow you the Hell down!"

So, I've been a little out of commission, but I'm back for Fratboy Friday!

Here are this week's...

BOYS IN CAPS

You're never fully dressed without a... ball cap... on...

I love how he's checking himself out to make sure his cap is well positioned and isn't fucking up his hair. Straight men are the new prissy fags.

Him playing with his cap reminds me of my favorite Minne Pearle joke.

Minnie is walking by a Catholic church and sees a priest standing out in front. She walks up to him and says, "Hey, priest! Is Mass out?"

The priest says, "No, but your hat's on crooked."

If you don't get it, say it out loud. If you still don't get it, travel back to Tennessee with me sometime. All will be understood after you meet my family.

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SAGGERS

Look at that blonde hair. There's no way that the carpet matches those curtains. But still, I'd LOVE to see that carpet.

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MOONERS

I often do this - - lay on the ground outside with my boxers pulled down to expose my ass thinking to myself, "Did I leave the iron on?"

Speaking of mooning, check out this week's...

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

You see? THIS is why these straight boys need to take the time to learn the tricks of the trade from their gay friends. A gay man could have told those two boys that you don't have to hang from the rafters if you own a rim seat.

P.S. Check out this excellent post from Nightcharm (the gay porn blog) about fratboys, bros and something that straight men call the "gay seat," which oddly enough is not any relation to a rim seat whatsoever.