Friday, October 12, 2007

Fratboy Friday

It's been two weeks since we've had one of these, so I know everyone is chomping at the bit - - so to speak - - for a new Fratboy Friday.

Here are this week's...
BOYS IN CAPS

Wait. In the upper right hand corner. Does that say TomCat Studios? TomCat?

You don't think that Katie Holmes' husband has a web site filled with pictures of half-naked men, do you?


THAT would be SHOCKING, wouldn't it?


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SAGGERS

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! Not only a sagger, but a Southern Sagger!!!

I'd love to see that boy in My Tennessee Mountain Home!!!

Do you understand my love of The South now? Oh, yeah...

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MOONERS

Look at the two guys on the bottom row in the middle of the picture.

They say that 1 in 10 people are gay.

Now, we know that among 13 soccer players, there's at least one gay couple.

Isn't that sweet?

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

Why am I never invited to parties like this?

WHY!?!?!?!?

18 comments:

Polt said...

I'm not sure why you think the sagger is southern. We have roads and grass and trees and stuff up here in the north too. And we've got saggers too. Granted, not too many around here look like him, but we've got 'em!

Still, nice batch, all in all.

HUGS..

Stephen R. said...

Polt - Give me at least ONE Southern Sagger, ok? I mean, sure, he COULD be from above the Mason-Dixon Line, but let me dream for awhile!!!! :)

Glad you like the batch. I have tons of these, but hey - - I live alone.

Michael said...

Yeah, and he SUCKS at sharing. We were supposed to swap porn MANY TIMES!!!!!!.........but I still love ya.............

Aaron said...

I don't care where that sagger lives, I'll drive as long as I have to!! He was a cutie.

The others--meh. (And you know how picky I can afford to be! :-))

Aaron said...

(That was me being ironic, in case you couldn't tell...)

David said...

I love Fratboy Friday! Makes me want a hotdog real bad...

Stephen R. said...

David - Ok, I just laughed out loud into the phone as Charissa Armon was calling me when I read that! You, my dear, are brilliant!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay.....seriously. What is it with all the gayness in College? Does anyone have a theory about this?

Stephen R. said...

Alex - I don't have any theories but I would LOVE to go back to college knowing what I know now.

Oh, the fun I'd have... good times!...

Aaron said...

I have a theory that guys experiment with gay behavior in college because they really WANT to--but they can explain it away with constant drunkenness and thereby claim that it was the alcohol that made 'em do it...

(Perfect timing, too. Because what's more attractive than a sloppy drunk, when you get right down to it?)

Stephen R. said...

Aaron - Hence, the "Damn I Was So Drunk Last Night" category on Fratboy Fridays! Dear Lord, I love that category...

Aaron said...

Well, I do have to admit, I've used that excuse myself before...but I probably would have done the guys anyway. The liquor just provides a "blast-off" point...

Stephen R. said...

Aaron - "Blast off" point, indeed! :)

Lance Noe said...

look at those pants! those are southern pants!

Stephen R. said...

Lance - Thank you, baby, for backin' me up!!!!

That sounds vaguely sexual, doesn't it? MMMmmm......

Michael said...

BRING IT BRING IT BRING IT!!!!!

Stephen R. said...

Michael - Do you want to easy into it or just dive right into the hardcore stuff? :)

Stephen R. said...

Rad Homo - I love that technology now allows us to be a part of these wicked, little moments in the gay-when-drunk lives of straight boys. "The Internet Is For Porn," indeed!