My Favorite Caption Contest Week #9

This week's entries were fewer, but as I say with regards to the men I sleep with, "Quality and not quantity."

Did anybody believe that?

Brilliant entries, but two really made me cackle. I mean, "cackle." You know, that crazy-assed, quasi-"Witchiepoo" laugh that I share with Paula Deen. Yeah, THAT cackle.

Well, it's tough deciding a winner between these two, but my First Runner-Up this week goes to my newfound blogger pal, Shirley Heezgay who submitted this brilliant caption...

"Wooden Crucifix: $7.95
Raver Whistle: $3.99
Backwards Vintage John Deere Cap: $9.99
Sight of dirty yellowed tube sock on your friend's non-existent penis:
You just saved about $4.95 at CVS on Ipecac Syrup."

Brilliantly funny because it's TRUE!!! Come on - - Sock Boy's penis IS non-existent.

But once again this week, I have to crown Jer from "you're being ridiculous" as the winner for his Hollywood reference level...

"Ladies and Gentlemen...Harvey Weinstein has done it again.
This time with Weekend at Bernies III...
Bernie's back and this time he's GAY!"

Love it, Jer. LOVE IT!!!

I thought I would go back to a little category that I call "real-life superheroes" - - not because these ARE superheroes, but because they are real folks in bad, superhero garb. And like the sitcom blurbs always say, "Let the hilarity ensue!"

Here's the picture for My Favorite Caption Contest Week #9...


What IS that between The Flash's legs?

Did Lex Luthor snatch Kal-El's supersuit?

Or did he and Supes get dressed in the dark after a homo-Kryptonian bootycall and now Clark is walking around Metropolis in that purple and green, lame-assed battlesuit of Lex's?

When did the JLA pick up this random, lace-covered "God, I'm so DRUNK!," Groupie Girl whose eyes look like two piss holes in the snow?

And what happened to Aquaman? Did he EAT the rest of the Justice League or something? Swimmer's build? I don't think so...

And Aquaman's got brown hair now! And he's wearing it in a faux-hawk like he's one of us pickle-kissers or something! What the fuck is going on?!?

Lots to work with, right? Give 'em a caption, folks.

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, September 14th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

Since when did Aquaman start carrying around that Triton pitchfork thingy? And he's got a beer AND a cup? What? Aquaman's a "two-fister?" Geez...