Even though Fred is a good ol' boy from my home state, I don't really care about him, his politics or his candidacy, but I do love one thing about him...
His wife. Check her out!
Yep, folks, that's Jeri Kehn, Fred Thompson's wife - - the bloated, splotchy, "looks like an ex-JUGS MAG model," "Two Dollar stripper," white trash, beer waitress who COULD BE our future First Lady.
And I love her! And she OBVIOUSLY adores Fred. Look at her LEERING at him...
If I didn't know that Fred was a politician and a big ol' star on LAW & ORDER, I would think that look she's giving him means that Fred is packin'.
Fred packin'. I know. It made me lose my wood, too.
But y'all - - look at those tits!!! Can you imagine THOSE in the Oval Office?!?!?
And those White House insiders thought Hillary was Hellish?!?! Wait till Jeri - - yeah, that's "Jeri" with an "i" that she probably dots with a heart - - gets in there!
Why do I hear the lyrics to Gretchen Wilson's REDNECK WOMAN in my head when I look at Jeri? Hmmm.....
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My mother always told me that, if I couldn't say anything nice, I should drink less at parties. No, wait, that's a different subject. What I MEANT to say was, "Where did that virginal young lady get my mother's nightgown? And what possessed her to wear it out of the house?" I'll just BET she drinks!
Master Aaron - I'll do more than BET she drinks, I KNOW she drinks!!!! God, don't you love her?!?!?
And that is a nightgown by my mama never had one quite that nice.
Mama's breasts are that big, but still...
You are friggen hilarious! YUP-- totally cool wife-- Gay approved...even in that nightgown number.....
Rad Homo - Thank you, sexy!! You're so right!! THAT is a Gay Approved First Lady!
I know this will surprise you but i have a story about fred thompson.
While at college i was helping a friend of mine unload her car. As we were cleaning it out, i found a slip. OF COURSE I PUT IT ON! Just as i did, fred thompson and some knotted up old woman from the college stolled by. He was trying to get elected in tenn. and was giving a talk at the college.
He stopped, looked at me, shook his head, smiled and said, "just like being back in hollywood."
I stopped, looked at him, shook my head, smiled and said "yes, and just like in hollywood, the fags won't come out here either!"
He laughed, shook my hand, and said he was sad to know he would not get my vote.
I told him he would get my vote if he openly supported gay rights in tenn. he didn't so i didn't!
But i will say, he was honest about why. He said he personal has no issues with it but he is republican and they would hang him if he did. I said, "then become a democrat!"
He smiled and walked away.
I bet she dots her i with a smiley face and not a heart.
Lance - Once again, your comments are post-worthy. And that's exactly where they're gonna go!!!
Whim - You're SO right!!! I'll bet it is a smiley face!!
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