Lindsay & Dina Get Served

I think everyone in the Nation would agree with the following quote about Lindsay Lohan...

"I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan."

I would venture to say that you don't really need the phrase "at a certain point."

I mean, if your list of The World's Big Problems includes this spoiled, Young Hollywood, booze-and-coke hound "actress" alongside issues like The War in Iraq, Global Warming and the tragedy of Darfur, your priorities are SERIOUSLY fucked up...

...and you're probably an American.

The author of the quote above went on to say...

"Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life.

"I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself.

"She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."

Pretty good, huh? Who is the author of those quotes?

Rob Scheider

You know it's bad when you're getting life coaching and career counseling from this guy...

Apparently, Lindsay's mother Dina (Dina Lohan, not Dina Merrill. Wouldn't it be great if Linsay's mother WAS Dina Merrill, though?) criticized Rob's performance as Lindsay on last week's TONIGHT SHOW with Jay Leno.

Mr. Schneider responded to the criticism by saying...

"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her."

Well put, Rob Schneider. Bitchy, catty and judgemental. I think we could be friends.