Nothing Like a Dame

Dear Lord, these online "tests" are becoming my obsession.

It's just like the Dungeons & Dragons obsession I had when I was kid.

Thankfully, no 20- sided dice are needed for this new obsession.

But I would roll a whole box full of 20- sided dice and face a horde of orcs with only a 2nd level Druid if D&D could show the world that my inner Classic Movie Dame is...

Myrna Loy

You are loaded with a quirky kind of class that people find irresistible. Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street, and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you. You usually know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear. You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand, and you do it with great poise and chic. Your wit and sense of fun endear you to your partner and every other man in the room. Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant. You're quite a catch...if you want to be caught.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the

Classic Leading Man Test.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

	Higher than 15% on grit
	Higher than 96% on wit
	Higher than 1% on flair
	Higher than 66% on class

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

I'm quite a catch... if I want to get caught. Wow, these online tests are SO "on the money," aren't they?!?!

But looking at my "variables," apparently I suck at "flair" with a "grit" less than true, but I'm stocked up on "class" and my "wit" is nearly off the chart!

When you take into account that I was born in a part of the country where you can smoke during your wedding, that "class" and "wit" rating really are impressive!

I love that I'm Myrna Loy.

Now, all I have to do is become incredibly rich, get a dog named Asta and marry a private dick who shares my love of hooch.

Compared to getting our country out of Iraq, my goals seem much more achievable, don't you think?

Where, oh where, is my William Powell?