Just a few minutes ago, I emailed this question to Philip...If "Love means never having to say you're sorry," then what does "Masturbation" mean?
His reply...
Masturbation means never having to say, "Thank You."
Then, a few minutes later he responded with...
Masturbation means never having to say, "You're Welcome."
...which Philip thinks might be funnier.
I officially nominate Mr. Dawkins as not only a National Treasure, but also as one of the New Seven Wonders of the World!
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If that picture is the real Philip, then I second your nomination!
p.s. i looked up the submariner and that WAS him. i don't like him now, too body buildish. Isn't it odd that one of the first comic super heroes was asian? I mean, and I don't know anything of comics, even now there aren't that many, right? AND I KNOW THAT TECHNICALLY HE IS NOT ASIAN BUT....he got slanty eyes, black hair and a small package - if it walks like a duck....
Lance - That isn't Philip, but Philip is as cute. Check out my November posting entitled "Thankful" and you'll find his picture.
And Lance, "too body buildish?" Not for me, baby. Also, for the record, I doubt that the Sub-mariner has a "small package." Aquaman, maybe, but not the Sub-Mariner!! :)
LOL.....brilliance.....
Two quick ones added here because I have too many identities to have my own blog(s), I'd be so busy pasting in those little movies that I'd miss IML, and because I am WAY too butch to save money by writing in a journal so I just keep paying the therapist, I attended the Stephen Rader "Not a Day Over Gorgeous!" get-together, and I’m here to report that there were no strippers and no cake. Next year, when he's 37 AGAIN, I'm bringing strippers and cake. Alright, maybe I’ll cart along one of those Little Debbie treats with cream in the middle, and I'll show up in chaps, with my assets hanging out the back. It'll be a surprise, you’ll have to show up to see what really happens. And secondly, (YES I was absent during paragraph construction in High School Composition, so I felt no need to start out with “Firstly,” shut up you style-guide-mongers!), Mr. Dawkins IS a National Treasure. If he keeps polishing...his zingers and the other things that he's been polishing lately...I will eventually have to admit that he's my illegitimate son. And I was RIGHT to give him up for adoption, by the time he was three he was tall enough that his head was brushing up against the bottom of the slings, and just how much Clorox can you keep in the house? And yes, Philip, your highlights are completely natural.
Master Aaron - All I, or any boy, could ever want for my birthday is you walking into Sidetrack in chaps carrying a Little Debbie Snack Cake. Can you imagine how many of the boys who work there will spontaneously bend over and start begging? CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?!
I second the notion! Philip is a Wonder!
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