tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post8641175620624572760..comments2023-08-09T10:03:33.063-05:00Comments on Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen: My New Favorite Caption Contest #28Stephen R.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-49487637670480913422008-07-30T07:05:00.000-05:002008-07-30T07:05:00.000-05:00I dont know who Bill is but I hate that he knows m...I dont know who Bill is but I hate that he knows me sooo well! <BR/><BR/>But can I say that though it is not in my job description to "swap the knobs" of the frat brothers, it was not a job I minded! <BR/><BR/>And besides, that Jason fellow is a total hypocrite! he was all like "Though it may be true it is not in the job description for the brothers, it is in the contract that you must shine the prez's knob till it glows!" AS IF!Lance Noehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161818528789975384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-35597445276132831672008-07-30T07:04:00.000-05:002008-07-30T07:04:00.000-05:00I dont know who Bill is but I hate that he knows m...I dont know who Bill is but I hate that he knows me sooo well! <BR/><BR/>But can I say that though it is not in my job description to "swap the knobs" of the frat brothers, it was not a job I minded! <BR/><BR/>And besides, that Jason fellow is a total hypocrite! he was all like "Though it may be true it is not in the job description for the brothers, it is in the contract that you must shine the prez's knob till it glows!" AS IF!Lance Noehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161818528789975384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-74609043569504733652008-07-29T18:54:00.000-05:002008-07-29T18:54:00.000-05:00As he comforted Lance from the nude maid service, ...As he comforted Lance from the nude maid service, Jason, Lambda Lambda Lambda's president, chastised his fraternity brothers and reminded them it was <I>so</I> not part of Lance's job description to have to "swab their knobs" while handcuffed to the frat house's bar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-46169505271963934902008-07-29T12:25:00.000-05:002008-07-29T12:25:00.000-05:00"Just one second...he's got something blue on his ..."Just one second...he's got something blue on his balls"<BR/><BR/>*spits onto hankerchief and proceeds to wipe*Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348635630250033381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-11624354468734107142008-07-28T22:27:00.000-05:002008-07-28T22:27:00.000-05:00Now kids, if you look at the "What is Sex" board, ...Now kids, if you look at the "What is Sex" board, you'll see there are 4 possibilities where this finger can go. Allow me to demonstrate the only one that is considered actual sex.My adventureshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11218693077058627643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-12513264053418730342008-07-28T19:44:00.000-05:002008-07-28T19:44:00.000-05:00"Now you see it........""Now you see it........"Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05300028724096461704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-69927310865708247432008-07-28T16:18:00.000-05:002008-07-28T16:18:00.000-05:00"fuck 'em, Dano.""You can pick your bros.You can p..."fuck 'em, Dano."<BR/><BR/>"You can pick your bros.<BR/>You can pick your ho's.<BR/>But you cannot pick your bro's hose."<BR/><BR/>"For my next trick, my handcuffed assistant will help me make this finger dissapear!"<BR/><BR/>"They don't call him Allan "FingerCuffs" Johnson for nothing."<BR/><BR/>"Having just solved the case, allow me to finger the culprit."<BR/><BR/>"Can I have "things to do with roomies when they're handcuffed" for 200, Alex?"<BR/><BR/>"Damn, I was so drunk last year."<BR/><BR/>"Daren realized it was time to get some help when he woke up one morning handcuffed, stripped to the waste, falling into his roommate's P."philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680964421573931947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-80426622981952777062008-07-28T13:57:00.000-05:002008-07-28T13:57:00.000-05:00I'm glad someone else (Yinyang) thinks that might ...I'm glad someone else (Yinyang) thinks that might be a handcuff on the slumped body. <BR/><BR/>That just adds to the drama...Raechellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08182212184306361774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-90939187510579808192008-07-28T13:44:00.000-05:002008-07-28T13:44:00.000-05:00Rader, I remember when I was the most clever perso...Rader, I remember when I was the most clever person you knew. Now I run behind the pick-up truck of you and your NEW friends' wordal efficacy...yes, it's a word, "wordal", means having to do with words and such like, try looking it up before you tisk...just trying not to get left in an different state. I'm hot and tired and a little more bitchy, but, shitfire, y'all MAKE ME LAUGH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-29114793297953289502008-07-28T09:49:00.000-05:002008-07-28T09:49:00.000-05:00I can't believe I won your caption contest! It mad...I can't believe I won your caption contest! It made my day, especially knowing all the witty creatures who read your blog!<BR/><BR/>Love you!<BR/><BR/>AngelAngel ABChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06263304945262711791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-49760253541750943852008-07-28T03:39:00.000-05:002008-07-28T03:39:00.000-05:001. Stephen, DUDE! hold on a goddamn second and let...1. Stephen, DUDE! hold on a goddamn second and let him finish and then you can eat the cracker! <BR/><BR/>2. Just a minute, we are still trying to find it!Lance Noehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161818528789975384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-86201544218676143492008-07-28T02:42:00.000-05:002008-07-28T02:42:00.000-05:00Wow. I don't know if that's a watch or a handcuff ...Wow. I don't know if that's a watch or a handcuff on the shirtless guy's wrist. But, it seems to me like someone just barged in to ask them if they'd like to get a midnight snack at Taco Bell, and dude with the finger's like, "Could you just wait a few minutes? I'm almost done here."<BR/><BR/>Alternatively, someone just came in, and they want to get in on the action, but dude with the finger says, "I saw him first. He's mine."the blogger formerly known as yinyanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12550757529685375908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-42489451076675050562008-07-27T23:24:00.000-05:002008-07-27T23:24:00.000-05:00"We are SO going to get it on tonight. Once he's d..."We are SO going to get it on tonight. Once he's done throwing up."<BR/><BR/>"It always starts with one finger, but he always begs me for more."jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02847176065158772270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-18565482983588871072008-07-27T23:19:00.000-05:002008-07-27T23:19:00.000-05:00"Just a sec" Paul said, "and with Steve's help her..."Just a sec" Paul said, "and with Steve's help here, we'll show the answer to the poster on our wall."<BR/><BR/>"Guess where my finger's gonna be in a minute?"<BR/><BR/>"Get 'em drunk, that's the first rule of having sex with your dormmates."<BR/><BR/>"Just wait until I sit him on my finger here and spin him around like a basketball!"<BR/><BR/>That's all I got now...<BR/><BR/>HUGS...Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.com