tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post6979249185489003974..comments2023-08-09T10:03:33.063-05:00Comments on Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen: In the NewsStephen R.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-13545712274719981232008-01-10T17:30:00.000-06:002008-01-10T17:30:00.000-06:00tina - Cruise is cuckoo-panties. There's a line o...tina - Cruise is cuckoo-panties. There's a line of Karen's from WILL & GRACE where she says, "Oh, sweetie. Don't you know that there's no such thing as psychiatry. Or postpartum depression. Or Brooke Shields." One of my favorite lines ever.<BR/><BR/>Shirley - If the Suri story is number 2, what's number 1? :)<BR/><BR/>polt - Yep, Dog's tatt'ed out son is pretty damn hot, but I'd still like to see this dude naked. Hell, there aren't very many men I DON'T want to see naked. Like Cheney and Dubya...<BR/><BR/>aaron - I'm right behind you, baby. Where's my AARP card? :)<BR/><BR/>chris - The baton is just a warm-up. I like to keep it up there while the real magic happens. <BR/><BR/>mark - You're so right. The juice was definitely spilled!!!! <BR/><BR/>roborange - Wouldn't it be great it if Suri was Christian Bale's baby. She'd be born in BATMAN BEGINS. The comic book geek in me is CREAMING over that!Stephen R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-30745143903207279602008-01-08T23:25:00.000-06:002008-01-08T23:25:00.000-06:00Suri is Chris Klein's baby. Holmes was pregnant wh...Suri is Chris Klein's baby. Holmes was pregnant when she hooked up with <BR/>Cruise. Or so I here...RobOrangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550355744244145972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-29736889920334923422008-01-08T20:42:00.000-06:002008-01-08T20:42:00.000-06:00Okay, the 'Sidekick' story totally makes sense to ...Okay, the 'Sidekick' story totally makes sense to me. The "lewd act" he was caught performing in his truck WAS 'spilling his juice'!<BR/><BR/>'Nuff said. We've all done it.<BR/><BR/>Mark :-)Mark in DEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12478832787656152843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-90469522022544547912008-01-08T12:53:00.000-06:002008-01-08T12:53:00.000-06:00my GOD..I'm 40.....Okay, maybe's NOT old and gnarl...my GOD..I'm 40.....<BR/><BR/>Okay, maybe's NOT old and gnarly...but he LOOKS old and gnarly!<BR/><BR/>There...that's better....<BR/><BR/>HUGS..Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-74710328024164960612008-01-08T09:24:00.000-06:002008-01-08T09:24:00.000-06:00Lord Lord Lord... like Britney (see my blog) I've ...Lord Lord Lord... like Britney (see my blog) I've come to the point that I couldn't care less about Tom. Since the time he used Oprah's couch as a trampoline, he was so off my radar he wasn't even hot sexually anymore. <BR/>However, the guy in the truck, that could be some fun! WOOHOO<BR/><BR/>Stephen, are you back on the police baton again??? what's up with that? After the mega red rocket toy I figured a baton was too small to worry with!Project Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09146355739253474445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-73647190507323675512008-01-07T19:15:00.000-06:002008-01-07T19:15:00.000-06:00According to IMDB.com, Tim Chapman was born in 196...According to IMDB.com, Tim Chapman was born in 1965, making him 42 (43 in May. If that's "old and gnarly," may I be signing up for that same club soon. <BR/><BR/>Where can I get my card? Can I use it at Costco? :-)Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348635630250033381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-70035403601144561752008-01-07T18:47:00.000-06:002008-01-07T18:47:00.000-06:00I would have been more interested had it been Dawg...I would have been more interested had it been Dawg hot-ass SON in the truck naked! now THAT would be worth seeing. I'd even visit *SHUDDER* Perez Hilton for those photos. <BR/><BR/>But this guy? Eh, not so much. he's pretty gnarly.<BR/><BR/>Maybe he was just trying entice one of the bail jumpers they were going after? Ya know, the gay guy that has a fetish for naked gnarly old men in trucks?<BR/><BR/>HUGS...Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-85046477202444486862008-01-07T15:37:00.000-06:002008-01-07T15:37:00.000-06:00The Suri Cruise story is my second favourite momen...The Suri Cruise story is my second favourite moment of 2008.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-49987731673385165122008-01-07T14:28:00.000-06:002008-01-07T14:28:00.000-06:00CB: Cruise has some srs smerts when it comes to wo...CB: Cruise has some srs smerts when it comes to women. According to him, depression in women is a myth--something the <I>fizokiatrist</I> just made up to sell pills. <BR/><BR/>Hey, I'd love for him to be right; I don't know about you, but I'd rather ride the back of his hand, than shell out two 20 dollar bills for a 30 days supply of Zoloft [or whatever the popular anti-depressant is, these days.]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-53409735361162254062008-01-07T14:25:00.000-06:002008-01-07T14:25:00.000-06:00aaron - True. Guess he did have a little "juice s...aaron - True. Guess he did have a little "juice spill" at that.<BR/><BR/>tina - Won't it be great when he's caught with his pants down? Literally. Hopefully, in some Larry Craig sort of way.<BR/><BR/>catty bitch - Thanks, baby. How are things going? Miss your blog.<BR/><BR/>cb - It's not that you HAVE to take off your clothes to pound your pud. It's just that it's much more fun if you're naked. In a truck. In a parking lot. Surrounded by post-holiday shoppers. See how exciting that was for him? :)Stephen R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-27850017495829765362008-01-07T13:42:00.000-06:002008-01-07T13:42:00.000-06:00I don't think he was jacking off. I mean... what ...I don't think he was jacking off. I mean... what guy needs to completely take off his pants to fire off a few knuckle children??cbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07012048318668422826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-54116131088648893202008-01-07T13:35:00.000-06:002008-01-07T13:35:00.000-06:00Slain, girl! You are so consistently funny! Lerve....Slain, girl! You are so consistently funny! Lerve.Gregoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529720009266903423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-63533175167156482852008-01-07T13:15:00.000-06:002008-01-07T13:15:00.000-06:00First off, I don't believe a word of anything Andr...First off, I don't believe a word of anything Andrew Morton writes--but, like my ma says: "where's there's smoke, someone's smoking". It's highly likely that she did do the baster--but with Tom's juice. <BR/><BR/>I'm sorry, but his first wife says he didn't touch her for over a year [Mimi Rogers is no slouch, come on!]; and how the hell you gonna lose a woman like Nicole Kidman? Not banging her, that's how! <BR/><BR/>He has a kid, but I think he went the Dr. Frankenstein route to get it. <BR/><BR/>The sad truth is, unlike secure and brave gay celebs, Cruise is a cowardly closet case who isn't going to come out until he's dying of something--or pictures are found. (>.>)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-31497196485564471712008-01-07T12:51:00.000-06:002008-01-07T12:51:00.000-06:00Well...they didn't say WHAT KIND of juice, did the...Well...they didn't say WHAT KIND of juice, did they? He could very well have been telling the truth, you know...<BR/><BR/>"Turkey Baster Cruise"--HAHAHAHA!!!Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348635630250033381noreply@blogger.com