tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post4215630863048480672..comments2023-08-09T10:03:33.063-05:00Comments on Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen: My New Favorite Caption Contest #45Stephen R.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-6996645815478995402010-01-09T22:15:55.202-06:002010-01-09T22:15:55.202-06:00"I shot this in my pajamas. What it was doing..."I shot this in my pajamas. What it was doing in my pajamas, is between me and it."Prosperohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447141018779024939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-86545865029634955222010-01-09T15:08:07.646-06:002010-01-09T15:08:07.646-06:00Oooo Oooo, I like "no one had the heart to te...Oooo Oooo, I like "no one had the heart to tell grandpa. . ."<br /><br />You've never had a double headed caption winner, have you?<br /><br />That would be something.philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680964421573931947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-4988409877941780122010-01-09T10:50:47.444-06:002010-01-09T10:50:47.444-06:00At the risk of being a one trick pony . .um . .&qu...At the risk of being a one trick pony . .um . ."No one had the heart to tell grandpa it wasn't a real boy"<br /><br />I'm just saying . . .<br /><br />Otherwise I vote for "I miss the hell outta that dog." That's the one that made me spit my coffee.Nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16171155240024470631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-48257119555693975532010-01-09T10:04:33.594-06:002010-01-09T10:04:33.594-06:00I lost it in Viet Nam.I lost it in Viet Nam.cbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07012048318668422826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-71053780093120847362010-01-08T23:23:43.503-06:002010-01-08T23:23:43.503-06:00I think Mark in DE's is pretty great. But in ...I think Mark in DE's is pretty great. But in the interest of trying. . . <br /><br />-We still don't know what it is or what it was doing in Dad's colon, but thank heaven the doctor let us keep it.<br /><br />- There's only one word to describe Uncle Herby's private art collection: touching.<br /><br />-The official White House bust of former President G.W. Bush was erected yesterday... <br /><br />-Elsewhere in the Smithsonian, the rest of Bea Arthur.<br /><br />-Cuz I got one hand in ma pocket. /<br />And the other one is rubbing a wall schlong.<br /><br />-Honestly, I don't know what my wife sees in it.<br /><br />-Harvey could hardly wait to bring it home and mount it.<br /><br />-I miss the hell outta that dog.<br /><br />-No,Dad, I said I needed a wall CLOCK!philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680964421573931947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-82440358530730089672010-01-08T15:45:16.041-06:002010-01-08T15:45:16.041-06:00"If you liked it then you shoulda put a cockr..."If you liked it then you shoulda put a cockring on it."Mark in DEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12478832787656152843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-69893137893099044722010-01-08T11:26:19.796-06:002010-01-08T11:26:19.796-06:00"Professor Johnson proudly displays the fossi..."Professor Johnson proudly displays the fossil that proves his once-considered-crackpot theory of why Neanderthal man really went extinct."Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222454130248126891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-62289787932491707912010-01-08T11:17:12.408-06:002010-01-08T11:17:12.408-06:00I'm not sure I even want to rise to the challe...I'm not sure I even want to rise to the challenge -- because Phillip's one for the last time I think qualifies him as the all time champion of this contest.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222454130248126891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-30633708386650768552010-01-08T10:19:18.371-06:002010-01-08T10:19:18.371-06:00I can't think of a caption because I'm lau...I can't think of a caption because I'm laughing too hard.....Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05300028724096461704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-45003216932971542612010-01-08T09:31:30.937-06:002010-01-08T09:31:30.937-06:00That guy reminds me of my Grandpapa with his big b...That guy reminds me of my Grandpapa with his big belly, glasses case in the shirt pocket, and general lack of sartorial attention. I can even smell the Old Spice.Javahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17377033663576614925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-29609388632963793872010-01-08T08:57:36.151-06:002010-01-08T08:57:36.151-06:00"Iwonder if I polish it fast enough, will it ..."Iwonder if I polish it fast enough, will it squirt maple syrup?)dbbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-73960997519351562952010-01-08T08:43:52.894-06:002010-01-08T08:43:52.894-06:00"Proof positive that the phrase 'African ..."Proof positive that the phrase 'African Pygmy Tribe' is a misnomer..."Doctor Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15554940047864378028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-62135779117988510842010-01-08T07:55:28.661-06:002010-01-08T07:55:28.661-06:00"And when I saw this come through the gloryho..."And when I saw this come through the gloryhole, I just KNEW I had to have it, and since I had that butcher knife handy...well, the rest, as they say, is history."<br /><br />"You've heard of bronzing kid's baby shoes when they outgrow them? Well, my ex-lover was rather well hung...and I knew I was never gonna outgrow it, so...:<br /><br />HUGS....Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-81569546038442058942010-01-08T01:24:21.262-06:002010-01-08T01:24:21.262-06:00I already DID marry it!
"Lorena Bobbit'...I already DID marry it! <br /><br />"Lorena Bobbit's Trophy Room"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com